Play the hand you're dealt
Play the hand you're dealt
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Don't let it slip out again!
Use this fucking slut
I'll help you get up, baby
Solid presentation prep, boss
Swallow, count and repeat
I love your ideas, honey
I've been missing out
Only one thing can get done around her
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!